Tuesday Toys - June 10th

DVDs


Jumper

Jumper made a good chunk of change in theaters. I haven’t seen it yet, but it’s gotta be worth a slot on my Netflix queue. People jumping all over the world, battling for one reason or another? I’m in.

THE VERDICT: RENTAL!

The Rock: The Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment

Back in the day, I was a HUGE wrestling fan. When it hit its peak around 1998-99, I was thoroughly obsessed, to the point where I could easily predict an entire match, move for move. Then WWF bought out WCW, and everything fell apart. Now, I’m lucky to watch more than an hour during a year. Of course, around 98-99, The Rock was also hitting his peak. And while I wasn’t a huge fan of WWF’s storylines at the time, I would always tune in to hear The Rock bust out a promo. So now the WWE is releasing a 3-disc compilation of The Rock’s best promos and matches, presumably to capitalize on the release of Get Smart. If you were a wrestling fan, this will be a great trip down memory lane, remembering when wrestling was fun to watch. If you’re not a wrestling fan, just watch the clip below and you’ll get the idea.

THE VERDICT: DO YOU LIKE MEN IN TIGHTS?

Weiners

What. The. Hell? Is this a sequel to Good Burger?

THE VERDICT: Seriously. WHAT. THE. HELL?

Out Of The Blue

Just like Weiners, I have no idea what this movie is about. But I had to include it for one reason: KARL URBAN MOUSTACHE!

THE VERDICT: Who’s Karl Urban?

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Tuesday Toys - June 10th

DVDs


Jumper

Jumper made a good chunk of change in theaters. I haven’t seen it yet, but it’s gotta be worth a slot on my Netflix queue. People jumping all over the world, battling for one reason or another? I’m in.

THE VERDICT: RENTAL!

The Rock: The Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment

Back in the day, I was a HUGE wrestling fan. When it hit its peak around 1998-99, I was thoroughly obsessed, to the point where I could easily predict an entire match, move for move. Then WWF bought out WCW, and everything fell apart. Now, I’m lucky to watch more than an hour during a year. Of course, around 98-99, The Rock was also hitting his peak. And while I wasn’t a huge fan of WWF’s storylines at the time, I would always tune in to hear The Rock bust out a promo. So now the WWE is releasing a 3-disc compilation of The Rock’s best promos and matches, presumably to capitalize on the release of Get Smart. If you were a wrestling fan, this will be a great trip down memory lane, remembering when wrestling was fun to watch. If you’re not a wrestling fan, just watch the clip below and you’ll get the idea.

THE VERDICT: DO YOU LIKE MEN IN TIGHTS?

Weiners

What. The. Hell? Is this a sequel to Good Burger?

THE VERDICT: Seriously. WHAT. THE. HELL?

Out Of The Blue

Just like Weiners, I have no idea what this movie is about. But I had to include it for one reason: KARL URBAN MOUSTACHE!

THE VERDICT: Who’s Karl Urban?

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