DVDs

Semi-Pro

Semi-Pro did poorly in theaters and with critics, but if it’s even 1/10 as funny as the Old Spice commercials with Jackie Moon, then it’s probably worth seeing once.

THE VERDICT: SEMI-RENTAL (AS IN, BORROW/STEAL IT FROM A FRIEND)

Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days & 30 Nights - From Hollywood to the Heartland

I still hate that title, and I know, for a lot of people, stand-up movies just aren’t worth their time. But hopefully this comes to HBO and we can all enjoy it without losing a spot on our Netflix queue.

THE VERDICT: IT’S SUMMER. THERE ARE TOO MANY OTHER GREAT CHOICES OUT THERE!

Meet The Spartans

You know that whole saying about keeping your friends close, but your enemies closer? It doesn’t apply to Meet The Spartans. Stay away AT ALL COSTS.

THE VERDICT: GIVEN THE CHOICE OF WATCHING THIS OR MURDERING PUPPIES, HARD CALL TO MAKE

Shark Swarm

I saw the cover for this and just had to let you know about it. It’s got a hilarious combo of Bo Duke, the mermaid from Splash, the unintelligible villain from Judge Dredd, and sharks acting like bees! And, oh my god, I just found the trailer — this was a Hallmark Original Horror Movie! My mind is officially blown.

THE VERDICT: BUY A HALLMARK SYMPATHY CARD, SEND IT TO HALLMARK FOR MAKING THIS MOVIE

This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 at 8:53 am and is filed under Film, Tuesday Toys!. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

DVDs

Semi-Pro

Semi-Pro did poorly in theaters and with critics, but if it’s even 1/10 as funny as the Old Spice commercials with Jackie Moon, then it’s probably worth seeing once.

THE VERDICT: SEMI-RENTAL (AS IN, BORROW/STEAL IT FROM A FRIEND)

Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days & 30 Nights - From Hollywood to the Heartland

I still hate that title, and I know, for a lot of people, stand-up movies just aren’t worth their time. But hopefully this comes to HBO and we can all enjoy it without losing a spot on our Netflix queue.

THE VERDICT: IT’S SUMMER. THERE ARE TOO MANY OTHER GREAT CHOICES OUT THERE!

Meet The Spartans

You know that whole saying about keeping your friends close, but your enemies closer? It doesn’t apply to Meet The Spartans. Stay away AT ALL COSTS.

THE VERDICT: GIVEN THE CHOICE OF WATCHING THIS OR MURDERING PUPPIES, HARD CALL TO MAKE

Shark Swarm

I saw the cover for this and just had to let you know about it. It’s got a hilarious combo of Bo Duke, the mermaid from Splash, the unintelligible villain from Judge Dredd, and sharks acting like bees! And, oh my god, I just found the trailer — this was a Hallmark Original Horror Movie! My mind is officially blown.

THE VERDICT: BUY A HALLMARK SYMPATHY CARD, SEND IT TO HALLMARK FOR MAKING THIS MOVIE

This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 at 8:53 am and is filed under Film, Tuesday Toys!. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.