Well, someone went and did it. A website named Pixeloo turned everyone’s favorite plumber into a photorealistic, bloodshot, unshaven, wrinkly nightmare. This Photoshop creation is just another in a long line of Creepy Mario incarnations. There are so many, in fact, that I’ve created a new scale of Creepiness based on the different versions of Live Action Mario, which can be used in everyday life.

Click on the pic to enlarge it.

For instance — An old man wants to show you his collection of stamps? That’s Albano Mario Creepy. An old man wants to show you his collection of Boys’ Life back issues? That’s Ron Jeremy Mario Creepy. An old man wants to show you his collection of Boy’s Life back issues…without any pants? That’s Photoshop Mario Creepy. Feel free to use this scale liberally.

This entry was posted on Monday, March 17th, 2008 at 3:10 pm and is filed under Video Games. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

Well, someone went and did it. A website named Pixeloo turned everyone’s favorite plumber into a photorealistic, bloodshot, unshaven, wrinkly nightmare. This Photoshop creation is just another in a long line of Creepy Mario incarnations. There are so many, in fact, that I’ve created a new scale of Creepiness based on the different versions of Live Action Mario, which can be used in everyday life.

Click on the pic to enlarge it.

For instance — An old man wants to show you his collection of stamps? That’s Albano Mario Creepy. An old man wants to show you his collection of Boys’ Life back issues? That’s Ron Jeremy Mario Creepy. An old man wants to show you his collection of Boy’s Life back issues…without any pants? That’s Photoshop Mario Creepy. Feel free to use this scale liberally.

This entry was posted on Monday, March 17th, 2008 at 3:10 pm and is filed under Video Games. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.