Hey everybody, welcome back to the print version of Sticky Floor Friday. I’ve got the week off, folks. Sorry. It’s gotta happen a couple times a year. Luckily, this is a pretty obvious weekend for films. If you just miss the sound of my voice, go watch the 116 other episodes. Also, seek help. Recommendations below.

Jonah Hex

Wow. A movie based on a comic less-known than Kick-Ass and maybe just slightly more well-known than The Losers. Josh Brolin, good. Megan Fox (the body), good. Megan Fox (the actress), not so good. Western with modern weapons (shades of Wild Wild West), also not so good. The reviews? Even worse.

Toy Story 3

Currently holding at, oh, let’s see…100 freakin’ percent on Rotten Tomatoes, what black-hearted soul could possibly hate a new Toy Story movie? There’s only 95 reviews in, so there might be a few stragglers out there looking to make headlines by going against the grain. But who are we kidding? Pixar continues to be shockingly infallible.

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