Sorry, No Japanese Puking Girls Here. Move Along.

My “South Park” reviews usually generate a ton of hits from web site searches, but sometimes the traffic coming in isn’t quite my target audience. Take, for instance, last night’s recap of SP. I made the mistake of mentioning the minor detail of Randy’s ‘Japanese girls puking on each other’ fetish. As of noon today, I’ve had 70 visitors pop by looking for different variations of “Japanese puke porn.” So, for anyone looking for Japanese Puke porn, you won’t find it here. Sorry! I’m no stranger to luring weirdos to my sites for my own amusement, but I also know people looking for fucked up shit aren’t going to stop and read a South Park review when they need to get their rocks off to a couple of hermaphrodites having sex with lawn furniture.

And yes, I realize that by further mentioning Japanese girls puking, it will only bring more oddball traffic to the site. What can I say? I have a stat fetish.

3 Responses to “Sorry, No Japanese Puking Girls Here. Move Along.”

  1. Andrew Says:

    lawl. i just watched that episode and wanted to see if there even is such a thing. dont tell me there is. lawlz

  2. uber panda Says:

    lmfao i just finished watching that.

  3. Emily Snow Says:

    I enjoy your writing - can’t wait for the next instalment![IMG]http://www.emoticon-village.com/img2.jpg[/IMG]

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Sorry, No Japanese Puking Girls Here. Move Along.

My “South Park” reviews usually generate a ton of hits from web site searches, but sometimes the traffic coming in isn’t quite my target audience. Take, for instance, last night’s recap of SP. I made the mistake of mentioning the minor detail of Randy’s ‘Japanese girls puking on each other’ fetish. As of noon today, I’ve had 70 visitors pop by looking for different variations of “Japanese puke porn.” So, for anyone looking for Japanese Puke porn, you won’t find it here. Sorry! I’m no stranger to luring weirdos to my sites for my own amusement, but I also know people looking for fucked up shit aren’t going to stop and read a South Park review when they need to get their rocks off to a couple of hermaphrodites having sex with lawn furniture.

And yes, I realize that by further mentioning Japanese girls puking, it will only bring more oddball traffic to the site. What can I say? I have a stat fetish.

3 Responses to “Sorry, No Japanese Puking Girls Here. Move Along.”

  1. Andrew Says:

    lawl. i just watched that episode and wanted to see if there even is such a thing. dont tell me there is. lawlz

  2. uber panda Says:

    lmfao i just finished watching that.

  3. Emily Snow Says:

    I enjoy your writing - can’t wait for the next instalment![IMG]http://www.emoticon-village.com/img2.jpg[/IMG]

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