Roger Clemens: Husband Of The Year
I know one thing Roger Clemens isn’t getting for Valentine’s Day: Laid. The Rocket fired his wife under the bus during today’s congressional hearing about his alleged use of steroids. While Andy Pettitte claims he and Clemens had a conversation about Clemens’ H.G.H. use, Roger said Pettite ‘misremembers’ (my new favorite word) the conversation. You see, he was actually talking about his wife, who apparently loves the ‘roids.
Way to deflect accusations by using your wife as a human shield. You stay classy, Roger Clemens.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
i agree, he better get his orange jumpsuit to the cleaners, cause now he has a dinner party in jail with Mr. Bonds, but he will probably “forget” that he was there, until his maid reminds him that he was…