Optimus In Compromising Positions

There’s no Sticky Floor Friday this week. You should be outside, celebrating America by setting off illegal fireworks and holding back alley eating challenges with absurd food (hummus).

So, in lieu of a new video, I now present Optimus Prime caught in compromising positions. For no reason at all.

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Click the stupid jump to see the entire gallery

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This is what Optimus turns into. A meteor, or a piece of poo?

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A piece of poo.

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One Response to “Optimus In Compromising Positions”

  1. Saint Says:

    Just like in the movie, it’s hard to tell exactly what’s going on in a couple of those pics. Although the first one is just sexy and the 2nd one is just hilarious.