Woody Allen is a genius. He must be in order to convince Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz to engage in what I will confidently proclaim as the greatest moment in cinematic history. Page Six of the NY Post reports that Scarlett and Penelope share a ‘steamy lesbian sex scene,’ which was no doubt stolen straight from my dreams. According to a source, people will be ‘shocked’ and ‘blown away’ by the scene. According to the images in my head, these two should be in jail.

Apparently, they also have a threesome with Javier Bardem from “No Country For Old Men.” I officially hate him.

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