New Video! Last House, Witch Mountain, and Miss March!

Friday the 13th, you and I are going to sit down and have a long talk.

5 Responses to “New Video! Last House, Witch Mountain, and Miss March!”

  1. Saint Says:

    I heard Sex Drive was good…atleast Clark Duke was good.

    and that Last House on the Left is better than the original.

    I think it’s time to stop putting all remakes under the same umbrella. Remakes can be good…look at The Thing.

  2. Nerd With Words Says:

    Remakes can be good, but if the last successful one you can reference is The Thing, then obviously there’s not much to pick off the pile lately. I admit I like the Dawn of the Dead remake and yes, The Thing is a horror masterpiece. But those movies are rare exceptions and worked hard to differentiate themselves from the originals and bring something new to the fore. I hear Last House’s big new contribution is that the killers don’t force a girl to urinate in her pants. (my personal favorite part of the original. (I’m kidding) (Am I?)) I have no interest in revisiting Last House, and Witch Mountain isn’t aimed at me.

    Once a remake pops up that challenges the notion that they’re lazy cash-ins, I’ll be sure to reverse my stance.

  3. Nerd With Words Says:

    Oh, and I did lump Sex Drive in there because it did so poorly and made a joke about it sucking, but I am interested in Clark Duke’s performance.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    A quote for the poster:

    “A fellow critic friend of mine floated his concluding thoughts on the LAST HOUSE remake, saying it was the best horror film remake since Zack Snyder’s DAWN OF THE DEAD. I can’t argue with that, but I actually think Last House is the better remake of the two. It took a great film that needed some improvements and did just that while still honoring Craven’s messed-up vision.”

    -AICN

  5. Saint Says:

    oops, that wasn’t supposed to be Anonymous