I can’t believe I found this in the Star Wars shop, but it’s true. An officially licensed Leia Slave Outfit. Hilariously named the “Secret Wishes Princess Leia Slave Costume,” this gift from the perverted gods includes a the Leia bikini, briefs with skirt, belt, choker and headpiece. It does NOT include the unrealistically-shaped woman, so your results may vary. But seriously…this thing comes with a “choker.” A CHOKER! In a galaxy of sadomasochists far far away…

By the way, people who bought this outfit also purchased…

…making me think it’s probably not girls buying these costumes. Yikes.

You want to buy this outfit for yourself, I mean your girlfriend? Get your sci-fi freak on at Star Wars Shop.

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