October Horror : Devil’s Rejects

Genre: Grindhouse Exploitation
If House of 1,000 Corpses was Rob Zombie’s awkward (and falsely titled) welcome party to the horror genre, then Devil’s Rejects is his reaction to there being no cake. Infinitely more interesting and bloody than House, Devil’s Rejects hearkens back to the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre with a grimy, hyper-realistic story of truly deplorable characters lacking one single redeeming quality. Unless you’re a fan of their sadistic, F-ed up sense of humor. Actually, that’s kind of a requirement in order to enjoy this movie.
The story follows a family of serial killers from House of 1000 Corpses, on the run from an insane sheriff looking to avenge his brother’s death. Here’s a truly brutal movie where the main characters are actually the villains. They perform hideous acts on unsuspecting people (poor Brian Posehn!), including removing the face of a man and placing it on his wife. (See what I meant about sadistic sense of humor?) This movie is so beyond pitch black that even when it seems the poor woman has escaped certain death, she blindly runs into the middle of the road and gets liquefied by a truck. Yeah. It’s one of those movies. Hell, even the sheriff is out of his mind, so hell-bent on revenge that he’s willing to break every law in the book just to satisfy his own bloodlust.
Unlike Teeth or Final Destination 2, Devil’s Rejects is not a playful horror movie. It’s a sickening spectacle of violence that’ll make you want to shower after watching it. And probably most horrific of all, Devil’s Rejects will stick Free Bird in your head for the rest of the night. Despite this (or maybe because of it!), I completely recommend Rejects as a well-executed descent into madness that accomplishes the goal it sets out to do: make you cover your eyes in fear.