So much drama in the theater seats.

Oh Richard Kelly…

By the way, here’s the full Southland Tales video:

I knew I couldn’t top last week, so I didn’t even try.

Doesn’t The Stepfather seem like a movie that should star Treat Williams?

Oh, embarrassing adolesence. Who knew something so awkward then would turn out to be so funny now?

Also, look at how pleased I am with Ricky Gervais in that still. We’re sharing a moment.

The song at the end will get stuck in your head. Trust me. You’ve been warned.

A Jack Frost reference. It’s one of those days.

“It’s so bad.”

Okay, so All About Steve FINALLY got some good reviews. 3 good reviews. It’s at 5%.

Yooooo Julia!

If you’re dying to watch the porkchop sandwiches video again, you’ll find it HERE.

And, of course, here’s my version of The Collector: