Since YouTube has decided to delete my video, I’ve gone rogue. Here’s the original version. A heavily-edited YouTube version (complete with re-enactment) is below.

Heartbreaking. And Hilarious.

I love this job.

With apologies to Trey Parker…

Finally back…and (looking) better than ever!

Ahhhh! Avatar!!!

This is only the second time in history I’ve officially revoked a recommendation. Anyone remember the first?

For the record, Enter The Ninja and American Ninja are hilarious masterpieces.

Holy God. The things I do for my fans.

I guess that’s more of a bald eagle than a raven, but whatever.