I take a look at the movie that will make you afraid to touch your face, and bring the thunder down on the Bucky Larson TV commercials.

This week, I kick it old-school with the regular format Sticky Floor Friday. I weigh in on the Star Wars Blu-Ray Controversy, take a bite out of Shark Night 3D, and lament the end of summer.

I also welcome my 600th subscriber. He might unsubscribe after this.

Movies for Sept. 1, 2011 – Shark Night 3D, Apollo 18

What is best in life? Find out if it’s the 2011 version of Conan the Barbarian!

Summer is dying. And 30 Minutes or Less is helping plunge the dagger into its heart. Here’s my review…

A long-dormant franchise gets a revival. Was it worth digging up? Here’s my review…

Who wants a BONUS EPISODE??

Here’s my review of the excellent low budget indie film, Attack The Block.

Cowboys! Aliens! Nerd! With! Words! Daniel Craig makes wearing a bracelet cool. Here’s my review…

This week I totally get an interview with Han Solo himself, question the motives of Smurfette, and give my 500th subscriber an awkward hug.

Movies for July 29th, 2011 – Cowboys and Aliens, The Smurfs, Crazy Stupid Love

Get ready for an overdose of patriotism, nobility, and one creepy skinny guy! Old Tommy Lee Jones and skinny Steve Rogers scare the Nerd!

What happens when someone walks into the end of a loooong-running franchise having never seen the previous films?? Watch and find out.