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Clone Wars Early Review!

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

At an undisclosed location somewhere in America, sometime this past week, I gained access to a Clone Wars early screening. Making my way past security checks and guards armed with night vision goggles (seriously), I took my seat. My expectations of Clone Wars were realistic: Since this movie takes place between Episodes II and III, I knew there wouldn’t be any big revelations, any major character developments, or any major deaths. This is the beginning of a 100-episode television series, after all. To that end, it’s an excellent introduction, jam-packed with wall-to-wall action. But compared to the live action films, The Clone Wars feels slight.

When the lights went down, there was something distinctly different about this installment of Star Wars. For one, no 20th Century Fox logo. Instead, it’s replaced by the Warner Bros. logo, which after Dark Knight, should probably just be changed to a giant dollar sign. Also, there’s no opening crawl. Instead, we’re treated to a newsreel-style announcer and footage, setting up the story. It sets itself apart from the live action films and establishes a lighter tone necessary for an animated feature.

After a brief mention of all the main players, the movie hits the ground running, and doesn’t really stop until it’s over. We immediately dive into a battle in-progress, led by Obi-Wan and Anakin. There are battles constantly being fought, and the majority of the running time is overloaded with action. Anyone who complained about the endless political debates in the prequels will be happy to know all diplomacy has been blasted to bits in favor of non-stop explosions and clone army battle tactics.

During all this fighting, there are two important subplots that intersect. The first involves Anakin accidentally gaining an apprentice, and the second involves the Jedi helping save Jabba the Hut’s kidnapped son to gain his favor and use his trade routes for the war. Most of the Anakin/Obi-Wan banter is shifted to Anakin and “Snips,” his new apprentice. We’re only given a handful of scenes with Obi-Wan and Anakin together, but I think giving Anakin a padawan will create an interesting dynamic for him as the series goes on. We already know Obi-Wan and Anakin’s relationship, so it’s kind of fun to see Anakin trying to tell someone else to be patient.

The Jabba storyline is also an excuse to bring in the Sith. Dooku shows up with his new apprentice, Asajj Ventress, a badass female Sith with a proclivity for choking and, judging by her lightsaber, an admiration for Darth Maul. The Sith are involved with the kidnapping in some capacity, but I’ll leave that to you to see how it all fits together. Also, the reveal of Jabba’s son is unexpected and made me laugh.

The first half is very much a war movie. As we’ve heard all along, a great deal of time is spent with the clone troopers, particularly Captain Rex. There are some really great battles, particularly the uphill climb. It’s a really fun scene. This is where I noticed another Star Wars first: During some moments, the John Williams score was tossed aside in favor of a rock score. It’s jarring at first, because Star Wars has always been about classic themes and music, but I actually, kinda dug it. It energizes certain scenes and, again, separates it from the live action films. Something that hasn’t changed is the droid humor. In fact, it’s played up even more in Clone Wars, so if you hated it before, this movie will only deepen your disgust. It’s a strange balance, because it makes them less threatening, yet we see a high number of clone troopers killed by droids. It’s hard to be both funny and deadly, but the movie seems to want it both ways.

The second half plays more like a Star Wars movie. All the familiar characters are in place (The Cantina Band’s sax player really shines), there are showdowns between good and evil, and, of course, the Wilhelm scream is employed. This is where the story gains footing, and we get to see Dooku, Skywalker, and Kenobi do what they do best.

Clone Wars is highly entertaining and retains the spirit of Star Wars, but doesn’t carry the weight of the live action movies. There’s just not that much at stake. Since we know the outcome of the major characters, there’s little wiggle room for surprises. That said, the CG is beautiful, the voice acting is spot on, and there are a ton of cool moments to discover. As a movie, it might be missing some depth, but The Clone Wars is a great intro to the TV show, and if the quality is this good week-to-week, I’ll never miss an episode.

I Will Be Seeing Clone Wars Early!

Friday, August 8th, 2008

That’s right folks. I mentioned it on Sticky Floor Friday, and it’s actually happening. Sometime in the next few days, I’ll be seeing Clone Wars, and as soon as I do, I’ll share my experience here. I’ve always been a spoiler-free site, so I’ll most likely give the broad strokes of what to expect, how it stacks up against the movies and previous Clone Wars cartoons, and if it’s a worthy entry into the Star Wars canon. Even if there’s a gag order, I’ll do my best to let you know what I thought without getting into too much detail. Check back this weekend!

Billy Dee Sells TVs!

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

These could be the greatest commercials ever made.

“Take it from Billy Dee.”

“Billy Dee says time to drop cable like a three foot putt.”

Clone Wars Gets A Second Trailer!

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

Ominous! I’m now convinced this movie is going to be fanfreakintastic! And doesn’t that sound a LOT like Christopher Lee?? According to theforce.net, it very likely IS! Sweet!

Clone Wars Trailer!

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Boom. Here it is! I’ve watched this several times and the one thing that stands out to me is that it’s going to look beautiful on the big screen. Earlier footage looked a little stiff, but this trailer has made me a believer. I’m still holding out to see how this whole, “rescue Jabba’s kid” storyline pans out. I have no idea why Jedi would be involved with kidnapping negotiations between a gangster and some renegades, except that it’s probably part of a bigger conspiracy. Also, if you’re wondering why Mace Windu sounds exactly like Samuel L. Jackson, it’s because it IS him. Kick ass!

Clone Wars Gets A Poster/Trailer!

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

August 15th is still a few months away, but the Clone Wars marketing machine is starting to warm up. StarWars.com released the official Clone Wars poster along with an announcement that the official Trailer will premiere TOMORROW, May 8th, at 7:58 p.m. on Cartoon Network, TNT, TBS, CNN, and Boomerang. I’m sure the big question is, what channel will you watch it on? And what the hell is Boomerang? I’m definitely intrigued to see how The Clone Wars develops as a feature, and this trailer should give us a good idea if it’s going to be Original Clone Wars-quality or…Ewoks.

R2D2 Projector Released. Nerds Change Underpants.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Dreams are coming true all over the country today. This is pretty much the coolest (nerdiest) thing I’ve seen in a while.


R2D2 projector in action

Spike TV Makes Star Wars Jokes

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

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So I guess the Star Wars Saga is coming to Spike TV. In celebration, they’ve created some semi-amusing posters with those kinda lame “jokes for guys” that one would expect from Spike TV. Chewie? The original wingman? Just seems like a T-shirt you would find at Hot Topic. My personal favorite is the Vader poster, but I also like the unique approach to the bus stop poster.

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Obi Kenobi.

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Okay, I saw this a few days ago, but now it’s being featured on YouTube, so I have no choice but to put it up. You may have seen my fantastic review of “Zoo” a few days ago, but I have to admit this review of “Star Wars” is slightly more adorable. If you don’t enjoy this, it’s possible your heart was sold in a garage sale.

New Star Wars Movie Coming To Theaters August 15th!!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Betcha didn’t expect that news when you woke up this morning!!! Rumors were running rampant Monday about the possibility of the new “Clone Wars” cartoon making a THEATRICAL debut, and, starwars.com has confirmed it…6 months from now, in a theater close, close by, we will be lining up for another Star Wars movie!

Now, I should state some qualifiers. First, the movie is taken from the first four episodes of the new Clone Wars cartoon, which will be premiere on Cartoon Network before moving to TNT. Instead of simply putting it on television, they’re confident it will hold up as a true movie experience. Second, the story, as the title indicates, is based on The Clone Wars, taking place between Episodes II and III. That means Anakin hasn’t yet slaughtered children, Dooku still has a good head on his shoulders, and Bail Organa is still wearing turtlenecks. If you’re looking for story progression between Episodes III and IV, you’ll have to wait for the live action TV series to debut next year (who else is thinking that’s another chance to see Star Wars in theaters??).

Lucasfilm Animation has already produced 30 episodes of “The Clone Wars,” meaning we’ll be able to go straight from the movies to our living rooms, and not have to wait three years for a follow-up. I’m unapologetic in my love of Star Wars, prequels included, and am fired up about this news. It should bring out the kid in you to know that we’ll be seeing more Star Wars on the big screen. I love the world Lucas created with Episode III, and will gladly watch 30 more adventures! And for the prequel haters, I’m sure you’ll be pleased to know it’s not directed by Lucas. Also, stop being so damn negative! We’ve got a new Star Wars movie coming out!!

If you haven’t seen it, here’s the trailer for Clone Wars.

starwars.com also released their first in a series of web documentaries about Clone Wars today. It’s got a ton of footage and info about the series. Nerds click HERE!