Things may have gotten out of hand.

Does this episode take place in an alternate universe? No love for Kevin Smith? Attacking a magazine with pretty ladies??

Since YouTube has decided to delete my video, I’ve gone rogue. Here’s the original version. A heavily-edited YouTube version (complete with re-enactment) is below.

Heartbreaking. And Hilarious.

I love this job.

With apologies to Trey Parker…

Also not nearly as intense: “Get off my plane!”

Oh Jackie Chan, what have you done?

Finally back…and (looking) better than ever!

Admittedly, I altered this commercial slightly…but not much.