I knew I couldn’t top last week, so I didn’t even try.

Slashfilm posted this video, and I had to share. Check out these Ewoks stealing the spotlight from the Today Show crew. Slashfilm thinks they’re drunk, I just think they’re desperate for attention. Either way, it’s pretty hilarious when one of them starts to do push-ups for no reason, which turns into floor humping…again, for no reason.

Happy Halloween everyone! I wrote and directed a short called The Demon a few years back, and never got around to releasing it…until now! Make it full screen, as the tiny embed doesn’t really do it justice.

Doesn’t The Stepfather seem like a movie that should star Treat Williams?

I can’t believe I found this in the Star Wars shop, but it’s true. An officially licensed Leia Slave Outfit. Hilariously named the “Secret Wishes Princess Leia Slave Costume,” this gift from the perverted gods includes a the Leia bikini, briefs with skirt, belt, choker and headpiece. It does NOT include the unrealistically-shaped woman, so your results may vary. But seriously…this thing comes with a “choker.” A CHOKER! In a galaxy of sadomasochists far far away…

By the way, people who bought this outfit also purchased…

…making me think it’s probably not girls buying these costumes. Yikes.

You want to buy this outfit for yourself, I mean your girlfriend? Get your sci-fi freak on at Star Wars Shop.

I guess that’s more of a bald eagle than a raven, but whatever.

First, from the master…

And now, as delivered by a 4-year-old…

I gotta say, I love when the kid points during “because we can!”

And here’s a bonus adorable kid/movie collaboration:

Oh, embarrassing adolesence. Who knew something so awkward then would turn out to be so funny now?

Also, look at how pleased I am with Ricky Gervais in that still. We’re sharing a moment.

I saw this twice on TV last night and could not stop laughing. You need to get to the Santa Monica airport? Really?? Did you happen to notice THE ENTIRE CITY collapsing around you? You think the airport’s still going to be intact? Well, luckily, this is a Roland Emmerich movie, and one thing he’s proven time and again is that you can outrun anything, even cold air and alien explosions.

Get ready for the biggest comedy of the year!