Don’t you hate when this…never happens in real life?

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Oh yeah, I also talk about Surrogates, Pandorum, and Fame.

The song at the end will get stuck in your head. Trust me. You’ve been warned.

No better way to pay tribute than with a few kick-ass clips.

A Jack Frost reference. It’s one of those days.

This cover does NOT do this movie justice.

The most insane movie experience of 2009 has just been legalized for home use. That’s right, Crank 2 is out on DVD today. This is a kitchen sink movie, so prepare for a blur of images that constantly up the crazy quotient. Here’s my original REVIEW.

“It’s so bad.”

Okay, so All About Steve FINALLY got some good reviews. 3 good reviews. It’s at 5%.