I’ve got the week off. Here’s what’s coming out:

Halloween 2 (which is actually like, Halloween 9)
Rob Zombie is freed up from the restraints of the remake, and he’s proven his sequels (Devil’s Rejects) are better. But that’s not enough to get me in the theater.

The Final Destination
Despite the awful, confusing title, I have a soft spot for the FD series. They’re like the Inglourious Basterds of horror movies; build suspense for as long as you can, then reward the audience with violence. And this time, it’s in 3D!!!

Taking Woodstock
Get out of here, dirty tie-dyed hippies.

Stupid Hitler

There’s a high probability I’m hopped up on goofballs in this episode.

Yooooo Julia!

If you’re dying to watch the porkchop sandwiches video again, you’ll find it HERE.

Yep. Already had more views than most every video I’ve ever made.